- Baby seems uninterested in breakfast for the first time in... ever. Which is not good when you and your husband are on a schedule so that he can spell you before he goes to work so you can take a shower.
- Decide maybe baby is sleepy and take her upstairs for a diaper change.
- Which is when you realize that her blanket is covered in poo.
- Upon further investigation, you discover that she has pooped up her back, so her onesie is also completely soaked in yellow baby poo.
- Realize that there is no way to get said onesie off the baby without spreading the poop from here to kingdom come.
- Yell for husband to turn on the hot water and get out the sponge for an emergency baby bath.
- Baby now has poop ALL over her back, even in her hair. She is, thankfully, cooing happily at you from the changing table, which is now also covered in poop.
- And so are you.
- Rush baby to the bathroom swaddled in burp cloths for an emergency poop-ectomy requiring multiple wash cloths. Thank your lucky stars that husband hadn't left for work yet.
- Finally get all the poop off the baby, pick her up, start to wrap her in a towel—and realize she is urinating. All over you and the towel and the floor.
- Have a good laugh, because really? What else are you going to do?
Monday, May 23, 2011
4 Weeks and 3 Days: Happy Monday
How to tell it's a Monday when you're a stay-at-home mom:
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growing pains,
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Ahhhh the memories.......Glad you are keeping your sense of humor!
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